Oscar Wilde part I… I mean Sidewinder

16Apr10

“It’s a trap!”, shouted Sidewinder. The ground began to rumble as giant steam pipes emerged from the ground. “Weishaupt must have known that we would of known to just wait for him at his birth so he’s here! It’s his…his…STEAM POWERED LAND OCTOPUS.”  Sidewinder and crew stood back in awe as the giant 70 foot tall Octopus slowly emerged from the ground.  “I should have known you’d have been here Wieshaupt! You’ve gone too far!”

A hatch upon the Octopus opens but it almost impossible to see inside, steam covered everything, much like a thick steamy fog of sorts, one might say it was even sauna like. A body is hurled outside the hatch and lands in front of Captain Sidewinder. “Mark Twain? You son of a bitch!”, Sidewinder was furious. Looking through all the smokey steam, Sidewinder saw his entrance; thinking quickly Sidewinder pulled out his steam-powered lasso and managed to rope onto something inside the octopus. Pulling himself up inside the giant steam-powered monster he knew not what he would find, but he knew it wouldn’t be good, and it would most likely be trouble.

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“Damn you Wilde, right in the crotch again you rapscallion!”, yelped Vern, giving Wilde a serious yet playful look. Wilde smiled as he put his steam-powered water pistol away. “Looks like your pants are 20,000 leagues under the sea now Vern!”, Wilde chuckled, but suddenly, the most serious of all serious faces came upon Wilde like a Lion mauling a tiny antelope. “1492, we need to hurry, Sidewinder is in trouble”. Bell looked at Wilde quizzically, “how could you possible know that?”. “Don’t question me Bell, just get us there.”

Part V

Part VII

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